Gigantic land crabs in earth takeover bid

I dedicate this week of purposeful non-recycling to Paul Krugman, the old grey lady’s fool-in-residence.

And as I watched the deniers make their arguments, I couldn’t help thinking that I was watching a form of treason—treason against the planet.

That’s perhaps the cheesiest, violin-swelling crap I’ve ever read. Were you really trying to make me laugh?

Well guess what, Paulie? Que será será, and there isn’t a bloody thing you or anyone else can do about it.

If you want to throw around the treason charge, the grand goodist king of fools, Al Gore, should be incarcerated for the rest of his natural life for treason against humanity. In fact, every politician should be locked up for life, the filthy criminals.

2 Comments to 'Gigantic land crabs in earth takeover bid'

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  1. Johnny said,

    You’re really quite mad, you know that, right? :)

  2. semartin said,

    I’m so mad I just might be bloody well right.

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